I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Why the hell did I just pay $10.75 for a burrito my family did not come to America for this
- mom: can you do this chore for me?
- me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
- mom: *does it for you*
- mom: why can't you ever be responsible
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again